colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

ruinsofgallifrey:

geeko-spfx:

deletedthesun:

geeko-spfx:

my life before i turned 18:

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my life after i turned 18:

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Um, the legal drinking age is 21

Um, i live in the uk?

americans

ruinedchildhood:

"What kind of cake do you want for your birthday?"

Me:image

trxpicals:

you know when you use your phone too much because you feel like you need to constantly charge it 

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

colfricans:

i almost had a threesome last night all i needed was two more people